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Appetizer & Salad Experiments

Dogsticks – Mini all-beef corndogs dipped in a sweet white corn batter with original corndog ketchup and black pepper mustardaise.   $8.99

Chips n Dip Classique – All natural potato chips with a dusting of rosemary-romano sea salt served with chunky roasted garlic, onion and bacon dip.  $6.99

Buff Pops – Jalapeno and cream cheese fritters with Lunchbox buffalo sauce and sour cream drizzle.   $5.99

The Rinds of Life – Fresh pork rinds with tapatio dipping sauce and buttermilk ranch.   $4.99

BLT Rancher – Mix of iceberg lettuce and romaine hearts tossed with fresh tomatoes, chopped honey-cured bacon, green onions, and ranch dressing.   $11.99

Lunchboxer – Mixed greens tossed in gorgonzola dressing with crumbled blue cheese, honey ham, pan-roasted turkey, tomato, candied balsamic onions and hard boiled egg.   $12.99

South Lake Caesar – Romaine hearts tossed in roasted garlic, lemon and basil Caesar dressing with parmesan crisp.   $9.99

Lunchbox Original Burgers

Burger of the Gods – Super-beef patty, bleu cheese crumbles, candied balsamic onions, super gorgonzola spread.  $12.99

Homage to Dick’s Deluxe – Super-beef patty, American cheese, bacon, lunchbox onions, top-secret burger sauce.   $13.99

Hothead – Super-beef patty, pepperjack cheese, bacon, jalapeno-ranch dressing.   $14.49

The Smoker – Super-beef patty, creamy havarti cheese, bacon, lunchbox onions, smoked pepper mayo.   $14.49

Truffle Love – Super-beef patty, Swiss cheese, bacon, lunchbox onions, bacon, black truffle mayo.   $14.49
Burger Trial Conclusions
Capt’ John’s Flyin’ Hawaiian – Lamb patty, Colby jack cheese, bacon, lunchbox onions, Polynesian pineapple mayo.   $14.99

Dork – House blended duck & pork patty, Monterey jack cheese, lunchbox onions, garlic mayo.   $14.99

Bleu Marble – Super-beef patty, bleu cheese crumbles, bacon, lunchbox onions, sweet chile mayo.   $13.99

Mediterranean Marvel – Lamb patty, feta, lunchbox onions, pepperoncinis, basil pesto mayo.   $14.99

Santa Fe Slammer – Super-beef patty, Colby jack cheese, bacon, lunchbox onions, Anaheim green chilies, Papa’s housemade BBQ.    $13.99

Tear Jerker – Super-beef patty, pepperjack cheese, lunchbox onions, jalapenos, habanero mayo, Satan’s-tears ketchup. Ever wonder what it’s like when your mouth cries? Now you’ll know.   $13.99

Native New Yorker – Super-beef patty, Montereyjack cheese, lunchbox onions, buffalo ketchup, ranch.   $13.99

 

 

Step 1: Choose a Meat  $10.99
Super-beef, lamb (add $2.00), bean, dork (add $2.00) 
pan-roasted turkey, roast beef, honey ham

Step 2: Baconize it?  $2.00 Step 3: Choose a cheese $1.50
Cheddar, American, Pepperjack, Swiss, Feta, Monterey 
Jack, Cream Cheese, Havarti, Colby Jack

Step 4: Toppings $1.50 each
Jalapenos, green chilies, lunchbox onions, 
pepperoncinis, brown sugar kissed marsala 
onions, candied balsamic onions.

Step 5:  Sauces .50 each (1st 2 free)
Sweet chile mayo, pineapple mayo, super  gorgonzola spread , smoked pepper mayo, jalapeno ranch, buttermilk ranch, million island burger sauce, black truffle mayo, buffalo ketchup, satan’s tears ketchup, habanero mayo, basil pesto mayo, horseradish, papas housemade BBQ, bread-and-butter pickle tartar,  mustard, Dijon, mayo, ketchup.

• Our super-beef patties are made from American Kobe-style beef. Use extra napkins.
• All our burgers have lettuce, pickle, onion & tomato.
• If we use a brand name, then we use the real thing. We don’t fake it.
• Bean Patty can be a tasty alternative on any burger
• Bacon is honey-cured• Organic Kaiser buns from Essential Bakery
• Salt has a purpose, and a flavor. Ask your server about our handcrafted salts
• Our friends at the county would like to remind you that undercooked meats could kill you.  But then so   could walking across the street.
• We’ve got gluten free buns for $1.

• Burgers come with your choice of:
• Skinny fries
• Sweet potato fries (add .50)
• Crispy tots
• Housemade chips
• Potato Salad 

Hand-Dipped Shakes*$6.50


Vanilla

Straight Up Vanilla

Banana Crème Pie

Boston Crème Donut

Orange Creamsicle

Butterfinger

Oreo

Chocolate

Nesquick Chocolate

Chocolate-Covered Cherry

Nutella (chocolate hazelnut)

Almond Joy

Chocolate Peppermint

Reese’s Peanut Butter

Whopper Malted Milk Ball

Boozie Shakes
The Drunken Elvis – Vanilla ice cream, graham cracker, peanut butter, banana, w/ a test tube spike of Malibu Banana, Absolut Vanilia, Baileys.   $10

Tropics Colada – Vanilla ice cream, pina colada mix, Coco Lopez, w/ a test tube spike of Malibu Coconut, Midori, Malibu Passion Fruit.   $10

Caramel Macchiato – Chocolate ice cream, caramel sauce, coffee, w/ a test tube spike of Caramel Vodka, Baileys, Kahlua.   $10

Key West Pie – Vanilla ice cream, key lime juice, graham cracker, w/ a test tube spike of Midori Melon, Absolut Vanilia. $10

 

*spike any shake for $3.50 more with:
Kahlua, Baileys, Absolut vanilia, Malibu Coconut, Patron XO Café, and more.

Drinks


Too Skool 4 Kool – Vodka, Rum, Gin, Triple Sec, Kool Aid & Sour.   $6

Folsom Prison – Jim Beam, Absolut Mango, Iced Tea & Lemonade.   $6

Root Beer Barrels – Absolut Vanilia, Root Beer Schnapps, Cream & Root Beer.   $8

Toxic Tang – Malibu Coconut, Midori, Cruzan 151, Tang & KOW.   $6
Partly Cloudy – Cruzan Blackstrap Rum, Fresh Muddled Limes & Ginger Ale.   $8

Tang-O-Rita – Sauza Gold, Triple sec,  Fresh Muddled Limes, Tang & Sour.   $6   (w/ Patron: $12)

Astronauts Mimosa – Champagne topped w/ Tang.   $4

Snapplicious – Absolut Raspberi, Absolut Wild Tea, Iced Tea & Lemonade served up   $6

Grape Ade – Grape vodka, lemonade, soda & Chabord   $7

 

Happy Hour

Beer/Wine/Wells
Draft Beer – $1 off
House Wine - $1 off
Tall Boys - $2.00 (PBR/Olympia/Rainier)
Well Drinks - $3.25/$5.25
LBL Cocktails – $4.00

Cocktails – $4.00
Too Skool 4 Kool – Vodka, Rum, Gin, Triple Sec, Kool Aid & Sour.
Folsom Prison – Jim Beam, Absolut Mango, Iced Tea & Lemonade.
Root Beer Barrels – Absolut Vanilia, Root Beer Schnapps, Cream & Root Beer.
Toxic Tang – Malibu Coconut, Midori, Cruzan 151, Tang & KOW.
Partly Cloudy – Cruzan Blackstrap Rum, Fresh Muddled Limes & Ginger Ale.
Tang-O-Rita – Sauza Gold, Triple sec, Fresh Muddled Limes, Tang & Sour. (w/ Patron: $12) Astronauts Mimosa – Champagne topped w/ Tang.
Snapplicious – Absolut Raspberi, Absolut Wild Tea, Iced Tea & Lemonade served up 
Grape Ade –
Grape vodka, lemonade, soda & Chabord

Shakes – $3.99

Vanilla • Boston Cream • Butterfinger • Oreo • Nutella • Almond Joy • Reese’s • Whopper



2 Burgers and Skinny Fries OR Tots – $5.99

Additional Burgers – $2.49

Substitute Sweet Fries – $0.50

Hong Kong Hot Wings – Chicken breast slow-cooked in our housemade buffalo sauce, pulled apart by hand, then tossed in cream cheese, bleu cheese, and green onion… all stuffed into a wonton! Served with celery ranch.

Gabacho’s Nachos – A heaping mound of tots topped with shredded cheddar-jack cheese, crumbled bacon, green onions, sour cream and Satan’s Tears ketchup.   $4.99

Dogsticks – Two mini all-beef hotdogs dipped in a sweet white corn batter. Served with our original corndog ketchup and black pepper mustardaise. $3.99

Rinds of Life – Fresh fried pork rinds served with a creamy Tapatio dipping sauce and buttermilk ranch.   $2.99

Skinny Fries – $1.99

Sweet Potato Fries – $2.49

Tots – $1.99

Mac Du Jour – Mac ‘n’ Cheese of the day… $1.99

Kick Ass Caesar Salad – Romaine/Iceburg lettuce blend tossed in Caesar dressing and topped with shaved parmesan cheese.   $2.99   (Add Bacon for $1!)

Kick Ass House Salad – Mixed Greens tossed in our housemade balsamic vinaigrette and topped with diced tomatoes and crumbled feta cheese.   $2.99   (Add Bacon for $1!)

Kids’ Menu


Cheeseburger with Burger Sauce – $4.99
Grilled Cheese – $4.99
Corndogs – $4.99

 

 

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